1. Ugly girls are getting married everySaturday,the pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI,lookingglamorous in the wedding pictures, whoare you waiting for, Dangote's son?
2. Shout out to all the girls who feel theyneed towash noodles before cooking it. Irespect yourHygiene.
3. I bet Messages from mobile operatorsin 2019will say “DEAR CUSTOMER, GET YOURWIFEPREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE,SMS 'CHILD' TO 131”
4. You are 20 years old and dating a52year oldman and you call him your baby, is heyour babyor ancestor? Somehow, your matter dey Shiloh.
5. One good thing about been ugly. Atleast youwould be least considered for rituals.Dem no deyuse JUJU do JUJU na!
6. You dey snap Facebookpictures foranotherperson Hummer; don't worry Honey,when thievesgo find you come, dem go nack youHammer.
7. At the age of 40, you still dey yourMamaHouse dey drag Head of fish with yoursiblings....Chai! The witch wey dey yourvillagecarry your picture dey fan herself,
8. You behousemaid and you dey sing"I'M THEBOSS" BY RICK ROSS Mehn you get case for Celechurch
9. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of datinghim, he must TOAST me for at least6month.Dont worry, 25yrs from now.. You willbe inShiloh for miracle marriages.
10. You are a first classgraduate at40yearswithout any job and you dey follow LilWayne deysing "I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear,even the devil is weeping for you.11. Opportunity knocks but once, mybrothersister, If you hear a 2nd knock, MyBrother/MySister, check well, na Jehovah witness. —Don't laughAlone....
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